Californ-i-gay

People that went to school with me that told everyone they were from California annoyed the hell out of me. I guess mainly because they all moved here when they were four. I completely understand that they're pathetically attempting to make themselves sound cooler but to me they just come off as what they truly are, complete douchebags that are slaves to a system in which they need to essentially lie to everyone to sound cool. To me it is basically the equivalent of having a full blooded german mother that immigrated to the U.S. and got impregnated by your American father and then you tell everyone that you're from Germany. Face it people just because you spent your barney years in a different state it doesn't mean that it even molded you or affected you in any way.